Bookstore Kitchen Quips

What’s the difference between a bagel and a Robbe-Grillet novel?
Once you’ve finished a bagel, the hole in the middle’s gone!

What’s the difference between a hot dog and a Burroughs novel?
If you cut up a hot dog, it doesn’t really work any more.

What’s the difference between a blueberry muffin and 50 Shades of Grey?
You can’t leave a blueberry muffin in the bathroom.

for the Shakespeare & Sons book-n-bagel store, Berlin

Adrian Hornsby

www.adrianhornsby.com

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